For those of you who believe that man has walked on the moon, NASA will today unveil enhanced footage of Neil Armstrong’s famous moonwalk where he uttered the famous words “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” before his hair burst into flames on the set of the Pepsi commercial. What? Ohhh, the other moonwalk… Sorry, just not over the King of Pop yet. According to NASA the new footage will feature 15 scenes from the famous Apollo 11 mission, which included astronaut Buzz Aldrin. The footage is being released to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon mission, which took place July 20, 1969. NASA had to dig around in the archives to find some of this stuff, which hadn’t been seen in 40 years. The footage has been digitally enhanced removing many of the pops and jumps and cleaning up the graininess of the old videos. Because he is a liberal communist who hates his country, Armstrong, 79, will not be in attendance. More footage will be released as the project moves along. If you don’t know, many people suspect NASA of faking the whole moon thing by filming the famous scenes in an Area 51 warehouse in Nevada where they keep the aliens from Roswell. I believe we got there, why not? The world is a better place with Neil on the moon, plus, I shot a rocket 400 feet in the air with nothing but a water pump, so I think the big boys could do the real thing, so snap out of it Web freaks.
